Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Friends are like good bras: supportive, hard to find, and close to the heart.

    by Frozen Dreams
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  • My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

    by LETS GET THESE TEEN HEARTS BEATIN FASTER&hearts
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  • My boyfriend said this to me and I thought it was really had to think about it:
    " If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
    lol it was cute.And i;m slow so it took a while.

    by brittany
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  • Remember my name? Remember my face? cuz dere aint no1 else who can take my place!

    by ~*~almost ur cinderella~*~
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  • Have yall ever had a boyfriend and you fell in love with him but then yall broke up and he told you he was gay.........I HAVE

    im serious my ex told me this

    by mckayla
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  • There are 4 types of animals a woman wants in their home.
    a LION in the bed
    a MINK in the closet
    a MUSTANG in the garage
    and a JACKASS to pay 4 it all

    by jazz
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  • i hate the way you are,i hate the way you look but the thing i hate the most is that im still in love with you!

    by LIZ HERNANDEZ
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  • The larger the mass of an object the greater theforce of attraction, and trust me you are very attractive!

    by Afraid of the Dark
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  • A kiss blown
    is a kiss wasted
    a kiss aint a kiss
    unless its tasted
    but kissing spreads germs
    and germs are hated
    so kiss me baby
    im vaccinated!

    by Ashley Lynn
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  • Some Guys are like lava lamps...
    Pretty to look at, but not too bright!!

    by Serendipity08
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