After volumes of research has been sifted through, studied and scrutinized by the best pschologists, psychiatrists and social scientists it is unanimously agreed upon that the #1 cause of divorce is......................MARRiAGE!

Remember my name? Remember my face? cuz dere aint no1 else who can take my place!

Which refrigerator did you place your heart in? It's so damn cold.

What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

You Don't Understand,
To Be With You, I Tried
. . . . . . .
I Wish I Could Hate You,
But I'd Feel Wrong Inside

You cry..i cry...
you fight...i fight...
you laugh...i laugh...
you jump of a bridge...
im going to miss your dumb ass

"Dios hizo Adan, pero Eva lo hizo hombre"

TV this morning*

Here's to the guys who adore us.
the losers who lost us.
And to the lucky guys who get to meet us.

Its easy to say I love you... its hard to say when you really mean it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil