Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

    by LETS GET THESE TEEN HEARTS BEATIN FASTER&hearts
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  • You cry..i cry...
    you fight...i fight...
    you laugh...i laugh...
    you jump of a bridge...
    im going to miss your dumb ass

    by Buss it Baby
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  • "Dios hizo Adan, pero Eva lo hizo hombre"

    TV this morning*

    by PrincesaTJDA
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  • You Don't Understand,
    To Be With You, I Tried
    . . . . . . .
    I Wish I Could Hate You,
    But I'd Feel Wrong Inside

    by Marissa Cabot
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  • Remember my name? Remember my face? cuz dere aint no1 else who can take my place!

    by ~*~almost ur cinderella~*~
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  • There are 4 types of animals a woman wants in their home.
    a LION in the bed
    a MINK in the closet
    a MUSTANG in the garage
    and a JACKASS to pay 4 it all

    by jazz
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  • Break my heart?
    I`LL BREAK YOUR PENiS =]

    by your xl3 gone
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  • My friend asked me how to find the gSpot on a girl. i said "googlemaps" lmfao

    by Mike
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  • I was once told to grab a bull by his horns. I simply shook my head and replied "You first."

    by The Black Angel Lloyd Rose
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  • After volumes of research has been sifted through, studied and scrutinized by the best pschologists, psychiatrists and social scientists it is unanimously agreed upon that the #1 cause of divorce is......................MARRiAGE!

    by Ric Hansen
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