My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night.

Party-Hardy
Rock 'n roll
Drink bacardi
Smoke a bowl
Life is great so f_ck a wh_re
Take a shot and f_ck some more

My friend asked me how to find the gSpot on a girl. i said "googlemaps" lmfao

Hacking cough, runny nose, burning fever, freezing toes, sore throat, throbbing head...I'm much to sick to get out of bed!

You Don't Understand,
To Be With You, I Tried
. . . . . . .
I Wish I Could Hate You,
But I'd Feel Wrong Inside

Sex is a race where you dont want to cum first

Remember my name? Remember my face? cuz dere aint no1 else who can take my place!

People are like books;
we all just wanna get checked out.

*do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?*

lmao