Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • "Rudolph, we found out why your nose is so red."
    "Is it pixie dust or happy elves?"
    "No its a tumor. A very severe one"
    "A magical -"
    "You're going to DIE."

    by jaki
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  • Men are blessed to have us
    We are cursed to have them

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  • Refuse to be used

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  • Always remember when a guy sweeps you off your feet he is the perfect postion to drop you on your butt.....

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  • TGIF=THANK GOD IM FEMALE

    by Karla
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  • When you are talking to a girl... dont press the wrong button because you will get disconnect!!!

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  • Here's to the guys who adore us.
    the losers who lost us.
    And to the lucky guys who get to meet us.

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  • Its easy to say I love you... its hard to say when you really mean it.

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  • A friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend will be setting next to saing man that was fun

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  • After volumes of research has been sifted through, studied and scrutinized by the best pschologists, psychiatrists and social scientists it is unanimously agreed upon that the #1 cause of divorce is......................MARRiAGE!

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