Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • There IS a place in a woman you can touch that will drive her crazy....

    her heart :)

    by xx5OUL
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  • I knew I was nuts the day that squirrel looked at me funny

    by Sami
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  • I either get what I want or I change my mind

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  • I can make you scream, how I make you scream is up to whether I like you or not

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  • The nice men
    are ugly
    THE Hansome men
    are mean and
    The nice and
    handsome men r gay

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    Lol this dude wrote this on this other dudes shirt at skool its pretty funny i think thats wat it said...

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  • Sex is hereditary - if your parents didn't have it, neither will you.

    by kiesha
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  • think you should put a condom over your head.
    if you're gonna act like a dlck..
    ..you might as well dress like one to.

    by AShley
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  • Boys are like a box of colored condoms it doenst matter what one you choose cause

    either way your geting screwed

    i dont know if this is mine or not
    but i love is ohh soo much !!!

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  • Remember when you was younger the boys said you had cooties but now you can't even walk past them without them grabin your bootie.

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