"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."

(am i drunk)

Pisssst....here's a little secret........i'm wanna kiss u until ur lips r sore

=P

*do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?*

lmao

Remember my name? Remember my face? cuz dere aint no1 else who can take my place!

Have yall ever had a boyfriend and you fell in love with him but then yall broke up and he told you he was gay.........I HAVE

im serious my ex told me this

I love him oh yes I do
He's for me not for you
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face.

Relationships are caring, loving, and sweet. excepth of course the ones that aren't meant to be, i call those relationshits.

If life's a waste of time, and time's a waste of life, then let's get wasted and have the time of our lives.

There are 4 types of animals a woman wants in their home.
a LION in the bed
a MINK in the closet
a MUSTANG in the garage
and a JACKASS to pay 4 it all

A friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend will be setting next to saing man that was fun