Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Men are nothing but secrets and lie's
    so when you get screwed over
    dont be surprised!

    by kirstie
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  • If you love someone, take care of her
    Is she's dumb, teach her
    If she's weak, make her strong
    If she falls, help her stand

    And if she didn't loved you back
    kick her ass, punch her nose, break her bones

    (la lang magawa)

    by Llordhemir
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  • When you are talking to a girl... dont press the wrong button because you will get disconnect!!!

    by Maly Vang
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  • PMS
    Pass My Shotgun

    by sammie
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  • I get more ass than a toilet seat

    by SilentSuicide
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  • If ur world is spinning round n round,
    Ur heart is beating fast and fast..
    Do u think its love?
    No,no its called high blood pressure..

    by Xx Alone in my Quandary xX
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  • Remember my name? Remember my face? cuz dere aint no1 else who can take my place!

    by ~*~almost ur cinderella~*~
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  • Have yall ever had a boyfriend and you fell in love with him but then yall broke up and he told you he was gay.........I HAVE

    im serious my ex told me this

    by mckayla
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  • Me: You have really big feet!
    Avery: you know what they say about guys with big feet?
    Me: no what?
    Avery: Big feet-big sock; Big sock-big cock

    by 4EvErMaKeBeLiEvE
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  • There are 4 types of animals a woman wants in their home.
    a LION in the bed
    a MINK in the closet
    a MUSTANG in the garage
    and a JACKASS to pay 4 it all

    by jazz
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