So I ran into my EX the other day....
Threw it in reverse and hit him again... :D

"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."

(am i drunk)

Sex is a race where you dont want to cum first

When you are talking to a girl... dont press the wrong button because you will get disconnect!!!

Please god if you can't make me thin..
Make my friends fat!!

(hahahhahahah)

Have yall ever had a boyfriend and you fell in love with him but then yall broke up and he told you he was gay.........I HAVE

im serious my ex told me this

I love him, oh yes i do
he's for me not for you
and if by chance you take my place
i'll take my fist and break your face

You Don't Understand,
To Be With You, I Tried
. . . . . . .
I Wish I Could Hate You,
But I'd Feel Wrong Inside

Remember my name? Remember my face? cuz dere aint no1 else who can take my place!

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.