TGIF=THANK GOD IM FEMALE

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese

Party-Hardy
Rock 'n roll
Drink bacardi
Smoke a bowl
Life is great so f_ck a wh_re
Take a shot and f_ck some more

LIFE IS ALL ABOUT ASS.
everyone's either covering it up,
laughing it off,
kicking it,
kissing it,
trying to get a piece of it,
or simply JUST BEING ONE :]

My friend asked me how to find the gSpot on a girl. i said "googlemaps" lmfao

A friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend will be setting next to saing man that was fun

I love him oh yes I do
He's for me not for you
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face.

Have yall ever had a boyfriend and you fell in love with him but then yall broke up and he told you he was gay.........I HAVE

im serious my ex told me this

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Remember my name? Remember my face? cuz dere aint no1 else who can take my place!