I was once told to grab a bull by his horns. I simply shook my head and replied "You first."

Break my heart?
I`LL BREAK YOUR PENiS =]

"Dios hizo Adan, pero Eva lo hizo hombre"

TV this morning*

I love him oh yes I do
He's for me not for you
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face.

Guys think girls are like condoms: they use us then throw us away.

Kids in the backseat cause accidents & accidents in the backseat cause kids

Girl's fake orgasms
&boy's fake romance

I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me...
you cry, i cry
you laugh, i laugh
you jump out of the window...
i look down and laugh again

I told you boyfriend he was gay...
then he hit me with his purse!!

Better to lose a love than love a loser lol lol