When we met you were pretty, and i was lonely.
Now i'm pretty lonely...

-Lemony Snicket

Lifes 2 short 2 date ugly guys.....unless they have money

Roll, roll, roll, ur joint twist it at the end, smoke it, smoke it, smoke it, smoke it,
pass it 2 a friend(sing 2 row ur boat)

"DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART. It's not a toy."

Frienship:
God's way of apologizing for family.

I'm threw with guys, they all tell lies, they break your heart, they make you cry, loving guys is such a sin. Hey, check out that guy, that just walked in!!

Refuse to be used

Sex is like a game of spades; if you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand!

Always remember when a guy sweeps you off your feet he is the perfect postion to drop you on your butt.....

Boys are like lava lamps...
Pretty to look at, but not very bright!!!