LIFE IS ALL ABOUT ASS.
everyone's either covering it up,
laughing it off,
kicking it,
kissing it,
trying to get a piece of it,
or simply JUST BEING ONE :]

Boys are just like season they come and go, but that the reason they are boys not men....

When we met you were pretty, and i was lonely.
Now i'm pretty lonely...

-Lemony Snicket

PMS
Pass My Shotgun

I just wanted to let you all know that my sack hurts, that is all.

You cry..i cry...
you fight...i fight...
you laugh...i laugh...
you jump of a bridge...
im going to miss your dumb ass

So I ran into my EX the other day....
Threw it in reverse and hit him again... :D

Rest in peace heath ledger. xxxx

People are like books;
we all just wanna get checked out.

Please god if you can't make me thin..
Make my friends fat!!

(hahahhahahah)