You've beaten that concept so hard its now dating chris brown.

PMS
Pass My Shotgun

Why did God make man first....
Cuz you have to make a rough draft before you make a master piece

There are 4 types of animals a woman wants in their home.
a LION in the bed
a MINK in the closet
a MUSTANG in the garage
and a JACKASS to pay 4 it all

Sex is like a game of spades; if you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand!

Break my heart?
I`LL BREAK YOUR PENiS =]

Boys are like lava lamps...
Pretty to look at, but not very bright!!!

Frienship:
God's way of apologizing for family.

Relationships are caring, loving, and sweet. excepth of course the ones that aren't meant to be, i call those relationshits.

So I ran into my EX the other day....
Threw it in reverse and hit him again... :D