If ur world is spinning round n round,
Ur heart is beating fast and fast..
Do u think its love?
No,no its called high blood pressure..

Sex is like a joke....some people get it and some people dont.

Note to self:
Boys suck.
they break hearts.
throw things at them.
.....like pineapples.
they are pointy =]]

Frienship:
God's way of apologizing for family.

Pisssst....here's a little secret........i'm wanna kiss u until ur lips r sore

=P

I get more ass than a toilet seat

Safe sex is great sex.. Better wear a latex.. cuz you dont want the late text.. The "i think im late" text

Me: You have really big feet!
Avery: you know what they say about guys with big feet?
Me: no what?
Avery: Big feet-big sock; Big sock-big cock

Why did God make man first....
Cuz you have to make a rough draft before you make a master piece

Everyone brings happiness into this room
Some by entering
Some by leaving.