There are 4 types of animals a woman wants in their home.
a LION in the bed
a MINK in the closet
a MUSTANG in the garage
and a JACKASS to pay 4 it all

Do I suffer from mental illness? Hell no, I enjoy every moment of it.

A male friend who is not a " B0YFRiEND "is just a boyfriend under glass.BREAK iN CASE 0F EMERGENCY

I just wanted to let you all know that my sack hurts, that is all.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

My boyfriend said this to me and I thought it was really had to think about it:
" If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
lol it was cute.And i;m slow so it took a while.

Remember my name? Remember my face? cuz dere aint no1 else who can take my place!

Better to lose a love than love a loser lol lol

So I ran into my EX the other day....
Threw it in reverse and hit him again... :D

Have yall ever had a boyfriend and you fell in love with him but then yall broke up and he told you he was gay.........I HAVE

im serious my ex told me this