Men are nothing but secrets and lie's
so when you get screwed over
dont be surprised!

A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED...THE ONLY KISS IS A KISS TASTED!

I get more ass than a toilet seat

I love him oh yes I do
He's for me not for you
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face.

Party-Hardy
Rock 'n roll
Drink bacardi
Smoke a bowl
Life is great so f_ck a wh_re
Take a shot and f_ck some more

Relationships are caring, loving, and sweet. excepth of course the ones that aren't meant to be, i call those relationshits.

So I ran into my EX the other day....
Threw it in reverse and hit him again... :D

If i flipped a coin what are the chances of me getting head?!

Please god if you can't make me thin..
Make my friends fat!!

(hahahhahahah)

Rest in peace heath ledger. xxxx