Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • U can't turn a ho into a house wife

    by ashley
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  • Why can a guy fool around with a girl and get like a backslap but if a girl fools around all the guys look at her like shes a s ** t. Why are guys like that?

    by Liz
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  • Pratice safe lunch use condiments

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  • B/ I /T /C /H /Y ? ?...
    I may be slightly...
    Only beause I don\'t know how to say-
    F/U/C/K YOU
    politely

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  • Im yours untill someone cuter comes along

  • If you kiss me dont be sassy use your tounge and make it nasty !!!!!!!

    by amy
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  • Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

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  • How do you drown a blonde?

    Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

    I don't have anything against blondes

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  • What do you call a brunette in between two blondes?

    an interpreter

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  • I used to have an open mind, but my brain just kept falling out

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