Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell

    by Catie
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  • I used to think it was love between us
    until i found out u had no penis
    you remind me of a little girl
    and when i think of us
    it makes me hurl

    by Lezlie
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  • CRY YOURSELF A RIVER BUILD YOUR SELF A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT

    by becky
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  • If you kiss me dont be sassy use your tounge and make it nasty !!!!!!!

    by amy
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  • I used to have an open mind, but my brain just kept falling out

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  • Life is short. Death is long.

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  • DANCING LEADS TO MOVING, MOVING LEADS TO GRINDING, GRINDING LEADS TO TOUCHING, TOUCHING LEADS TO LOVING, LOVING LEADS TO babies! BABIES LEADS TO LIFE...and just think...it all started with dancing

    by Bri
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  • Im yours untill someone cuter comes along

  • BOY: Ur abcdefghijk...
    GIRL: What's that mean? BOY:Adorable,beautiful,cute,de​lightful, elegant,fascinating,gorgeous, and hpy
    GIRL: aw how sweet, what's ijk?
    BOY: I'm just kidding....

    by Rose
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  • B/ I /T /C /H /Y ? ?...
    I may be slightly...
    Only beause I don\'t know how to say-
    F/U/C/K YOU
    politely

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