I used to think it was love between us
until i found out u had no penis
you remind me of a little girl
and when i think of us
it makes me hurl

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I don't have anything against blondes

Pratice safe lunch use condiments

Got a problem with me? solve it.
think i'm trippin? tie my shoes.
can't stand me? sit back down.
can't face me? turn around!

~lmao!! not mine but i love it so much! whoever made it up, ur a legend! i think its gr8!!~

Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell

Why we keep looking for fare things!!!
if we open our eyes we will just find what we deserve in front of our eyes

"Either be good or be good at it!"

Boys are like nappies...always on your ass, to hard to change and forever full of shit

Life is short. Death is long.

Im yours untill someone cuter comes along