Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • DANCING LEADS TO MOVING, MOVING LEADS TO GRINDING, GRINDING LEADS TO TOUCHING, TOUCHING LEADS TO LOVING, LOVING LEADS TO babies! BABIES LEADS TO LIFE...and just think...it all started with dancing

    by Bri
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  • Got a problem with me? solve it.
    think i'm trippin? tie my shoes.
    can't stand me? sit back down.
    can't face me? turn around!

    ~lmao!! not mine but i love it so much! whoever made it up, ur a legend! i think its gr8!!~

    by ImDaMuvaFookinPrincess
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  • Don't let the pretty face fool you...
    I ROLL LIKA BOSS

    by kailee
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  • Wanted by many
    Taken by none
    Lookin at some
    Waitin for one

    by Ashley
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  • Im yours untill someone cuter comes along

    by hi it zonna dont like me stand in line
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  • I used to have an open mind, but my brain just kept falling out

    by just PeAcHeY
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  • "If I smoke anymore, I will grow buds out my ass and call myself hydro booty"

    by neo
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  • B/ I /T /C /H /Y ? ?...
    I may be slightly...
    Only beause I don\'t know how to say-
    F/U/C/K YOU
    politely

    by You-Destroyed-Me
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  • I used to think it was love between us
    until i found out u had no penis
    you remind me of a little girl
    and when i think of us
    it makes me hurl

    by Lezlie
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  • You can be my burger king
    && ill be you dairy queen x3
    you treat me right
    && ill do it your way =]]

    by LittleMissUnperfect<3
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