Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • "Either be good or be good at it!"

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  • BOY: Ur abcdefghijk...
    GIRL: What's that mean? BOY:Adorable,beautiful,cute,de​lightful, elegant,fascinating,gorgeous, and hpy
    GIRL: aw how sweet, what's ijk?
    BOY: I'm just kidding....

    by Rose
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  • Wanted by many
    Taken by none
    Lookin at some
    Waitin for one

    by Ashley
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  • Im yours untill someone cuter comes along



  • Why can a guy fool around with a girl and get like a backslap but if a girl fools around all the guys look at her like shes a s ** t. Why are guys like that?

    by Liz
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  • "If I smoke anymore, I will grow buds out my ass and call myself hydro booty"

    by neo
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  • B/ I /T /C /H /Y ? ?...
    I may be slightly...
    Only beause I don\'t know how to say-
    F/U/C/K YOU
    politely

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  • I used to have an open mind, but my brain just kept falling out

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  • Her: my stomach tingles
    him: you got butterflies in your stomach for me
    her: no, i just gotta throw up

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  • DANCING LEADS TO MOVING, MOVING LEADS TO GRINDING, GRINDING LEADS TO TOUCHING, TOUCHING LEADS TO LOVING, LOVING LEADS TO babies! BABIES LEADS TO LIFE...and just think...it all started with dancing

    by Bri
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