I used to think it was love between us
until i found out u had no penis
you remind me of a little girl
and when i think of us
it makes me hurl

Got a problem with me? solve it.
think i'm trippin? tie my shoes.
can't stand me? sit back down.
can't face me? turn around!

~lmao!! not mine but i love it so much! whoever made it up, ur a legend! i think its gr8!!~

Life is like a d i c k.........when it gets hard f u c k it

Children in the dark cause accidents.....
but
accidents in the dark cause children

^^^^I didnt make this up......but it is one of my favorite quotes EVER!!!^^^^^^^

Keep laughing your boyfriend was with me last night.

GUYS ARE LIKE BUSES...THEY COME AND GO AND SOMETIMES THEY COMEBACK!!

THe niiCe mEn R uGly...tHe hAndSome mEn aRe mEan..tHe niiCe hAndSOme mEn R gAy

MEN. You cant live with them and you cant ..... no thts it

U said u love me like a fat kid loves cake....i guess the kid must have went on a diet

You can be my burger king
&& ill be you dairy queen x3
you treat me right
&& ill do it your way =]]