Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

CRY YOURSELF A RIVER BUILD YOUR SELF A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I don't have anything against blondes

Does anyone have b.it.ch repellent?

What do you call a brunette in between two blondes?

an interpreter

I thought you were my knight in shining armour. Then it turns out you're a dork in tin foil and somehow, i now love you more. You're my tinfoil man

Why we keep looking for fare things!!!
if we open our eyes we will just find what we deserve in front of our eyes

I used to have an open mind, but my brain just kept falling out

Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell

I used to think it was love between us
until i found out u had no penis
you remind me of a little girl
and when i think of us
it makes me hurl