I love you" is 8 letters long...but then again, so is "bullshit"

Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell

When you hate
My joy doubles
When you get jealous
My happiness triples
When you gossip
I feel on top of the world
because its flattering to know Im constantly on your mind!

If beauty never fades then where the hell does it go

and

if the beauty is only skin deep then dont marry her

Wanted by many
Taken by none
Lookin at some
Waitin for one

**Not mine but I wanted everyone to see it, it's so funny**

I ran up the door,
and closed the stairs.
Said my pajamas
and put on my prayers.
I turned off the bed and
hopped into the light.
All because you
kissed me goodnight.

Love is like heaven.......but can hurt like hell

If you find a friend better or sweeter than me, go ahead, i wont stop you but when that person leaves you, look behind, i'll be there, ready to kick you and say, "better than me,huh??"

CRY YOURSELF A RIVER BUILD YOUR SELF A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT

I love you,
I love you not.
I think your sexy,
And I think you're hot.
So do me now,
And do me good.
Make it last,
And make it feel good.
And in the end....
You're only a friend.
It was just a fling,
Because I found a better thing!