TRUE STORY:

they have found a big hole in URANUS!
hah

Girl: i like him.
Friend: you do, really?
Girl: yeah.
Friend: why?
Girl: are you serious? have you seen him smile?
Friend: you should tell him. he likes you too.
Girl: he does?? how do you know??
Him: because i know your friend's password.

DANCING LEADS TO MOVING, MOVING LEADS TO GRINDING, GRINDING LEADS TO TOUCHING, TOUCHING LEADS TO LOVING, LOVING LEADS TO babies! BABIES LEADS TO LIFE...and just think...it all started with dancing

Remember when a guy sweaps you off your feet, he also has the opertunitey to drop you on your a**...

I bet my boyfriend's more well-trained than yours!

He's always so late, if he were a girl, he'd be pregnant.

So you think you're all that and a bag of chips?

well i'm all that and a box of skittles...

SO TASTE THE RAINB0W BiiTCH!

Life is short. Death is long.

I thought you were my knight in shining armour. Then it turns out you're a dork in tin foil and somehow, i now love you more. You're my tinfoil man

Don't let the pretty face fool you...
I ROLL LIKA BOSS