Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Got a problem with me? solve it.
    think i'm trippin? tie my shoes.
    can't stand me? sit back down.
    can't face me? turn around!

    ~lmao!! not mine but i love it so much! whoever made it up, ur a legend! i think its gr8!!~

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  • Why we keep looking for fare things!!!
    if we open our eyes we will just find what we deserve in front of our eyes

    by mira
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  • I bet my boyfriend's more well-trained than yours!

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  • B/ I /T /C /H /Y ? ?...
    I may be slightly...
    Only beause I don\'t know how to say-
    F/U/C/K YOU
    politely

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  • You can be my burger king
    && ill be you dairy queen x3
    you treat me right
    && ill do it your way =]]

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  • When you hate
    My joy doubles
    When you get jealous
    My happiness triples
    When you gossip
    I feel on top of the world
    because its flattering to know Im constantly on your mind!

    by Tasha
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  • Boys are like nappies...always on your ass, to hard to change and forever full of shit

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  • If beauty never fades then where the hell does it go

    and

    if the beauty is only skin deep then dont marry her

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  • ME: okay... so ur going 2 a friend's house.... for four days.... and ur going to drink ginger ale.
    HIM: yeah, that's about right. y?
    ME: u concern me.

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  • Wanted by many
    Taken by none
    Lookin at some
    Waitin for one

    by Ashley
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