Does anyone have b.it.ch repellent?

THe niiCe mEn R uGly...tHe hAndSome mEn aRe mEan..tHe niiCe hAndSOme mEn R gAy

Why we keep looking for fare things!!!
if we open our eyes we will just find what we deserve in front of our eyes

Pratice safe lunch use condiments

If you find a friend better or sweeter than me, go ahead, i wont stop you but when that person leaves you, look behind, i'll be there, ready to kick you and say, "better than me,huh??"

What do you call a brunette in between two blondes?

an interpreter

A couple had a fight one night when they were going to bed, Husband Taunted:Good night mother of 3 kids. Wife Replied:Good night Father of none.

Friendship is like pissing your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel it's true warmth.

Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell

Get on your knees,
close your eyes,
open your mouth,
there'll be a surprise!

--Mike from my school**
(one of my friends)