Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • DANCING LEADS TO MOVING, MOVING LEADS TO GRINDING, GRINDING LEADS TO TOUCHING, TOUCHING LEADS TO LOVING, LOVING LEADS TO babies! BABIES LEADS TO LIFE...and just think...it all started with dancing

    by Bri
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  • Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

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  • Why can a guy fool around with a girl and get like a backslap but if a girl fools around all the guys look at her like shes a s ** t. Why are guys like that?

    by Liz
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  • "bit.ch comes and goes.. but as.s.hole goes and try to come back!"

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  • Life is short. Death is long.

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  • You can be my burger king
    && ill be you dairy queen x3
    you treat me right
    && ill do it your way =]]

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  • ; You text him, & he doesn't text back.
    He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

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  • GUYS ARE LIKE BUSES...THEY COME AND GO AND SOMETIMES THEY COMEBACK!!

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  • When you hate
    My joy doubles
    When you get jealous
    My happiness triples
    When you gossip
    I feel on top of the world
    because its flattering to know Im constantly on your mind!

    by Tasha
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  • **Not mine but I wanted everyone to see it, it's so funny**

    I ran up the door,
    and closed the stairs.
    Said my pajamas
    and put on my prayers.
    I turned off the bed and
    hopped into the light.
    All because you
    kissed me goodnight.

    by Abzy
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