The One Who Laughs Last
Thinks Slowest...

Friendship is like pissing your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel it's true warmth.

ME: okay... so ur going 2 a friend's house.... for four days.... and ur going to drink ginger ale.
HIM: yeah, that's about right. y?
ME: u concern me.

Everytime I see an Ugly Couple .. it gives me hope that there's someone out there for me.

Boys are like nappies...always on your ass, to hard to change and forever full of shit

Get on your knees,
close your eyes,
open your mouth,
there'll be a surprise!

--Mike from my school**
(one of my friends)

"Either be good or be good at it!"

Her: my stomach tingles
him: you got butterflies in your stomach for me
her: no, i just gotta throw up

"If I smoke anymore, I will grow buds out my ass and call myself hydro booty"

Eff~You~See~Kay Why~oh~you <~~~ read again slowly until you "get" it.