Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Why can a guy fool around with a girl and get like a backslap but if a girl fools around all the guys look at her like shes a s ** t. Why are guys like that?

    by Liz
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  • Your life is what you make it.
    Make it important.
    Make it matter.
    Make your life yours.
    Don't let someone else control it or be it.

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  • I used to have an open mind, but my brain just kept falling out

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  • Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

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  • Friendship is like pissing your pants,
    Everyone can see it,
    But only you can feel it's true warmth.

  • When you hate
    My joy doubles
    When you get jealous
    My happiness triples
    When you gossip
    I feel on top of the world
    because its flattering to know Im constantly on your mind!

    by Tasha
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  • If you kiss me dont be sassy use your tounge and make it nasty !!!!!!!

    by amy
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  • Her: my stomach tingles
    him: you got butterflies in your stomach for me
    her: no, i just gotta throw up

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  • BOY: Ur abcdefghijk...
    GIRL: What's that mean? BOY:Adorable,beautiful,cute,de​lightful, elegant,fascinating,gorgeous, and hpy
    GIRL: aw how sweet, what's ijk?
    BOY: I'm just kidding....

    by Rose
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  • Don't let the pretty face fool you...
    I ROLL LIKA BOSS

    by kailee
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