Why can a guy fool around with a girl and get like a backslap but if a girl fools around all the guys look at her like shes a s ** t. Why are guys like that?

Life is short. Death is long.

B/ I /T /C /H /Y ? ?...
I may be slightly...
Only beause I don\'t know how to say-
F/U/C/K YOU
politely

If you don't like gay marriage, blame straight people. they're the ones who keep having gay babies.

When you hate
My joy doubles
When you get jealous
My happiness triples
When you gossip
I feel on top of the world
because its flattering to know Im constantly on your mind!

Everytime I see an Ugly Couple .. it gives me hope that there's someone out there for me.

U can't turn a ho into a house wife

ME: okay... so ur going 2 a friend's house.... for four days.... and ur going to drink ginger ale.
HIM: yeah, that's about right. y?
ME: u concern me.

THe niiCe mEn R uGly...tHe hAndSome mEn aRe mEan..tHe niiCe hAndSOme mEn R gAy

GUYS ARE LIKE BUSES...THEY COME AND GO AND SOMETIMES THEY COMEBACK!!