Your life is what you make it.
Make it important.
Make it matter.
Make your life yours.
Don't let someone else control it or be it.

A couple had a fight one night when they were going to bed, Husband Taunted:Good night mother of 3 kids. Wife Replied:Good night Father of none.

Does anyone have b.it.ch repellent?

Why we keep looking for fare things!!!
if we open our eyes we will just find what we deserve in front of our eyes

BOY: Ur abcdefghijk...
GIRL: What's that mean? BOY:Adorable,beautiful,cute,de​lightful, elegant,fascinating,gorgeous, and hpy
GIRL: aw how sweet, what's ijk?
BOY: I'm just kidding....

"bit.ch comes and goes.. but as.s.hole goes and try to come back!"

; You text him, & he doesn't text back.
He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

If you don't like gay marriage, blame straight people. they're the ones who keep having gay babies.

I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type.

You traded your iPhone 4 for an extra inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.