Get on your knees,
close your eyes,
open your mouth,
there'll be a surprise!

--Mike from my school**
(one of my friends)

"If I smoke anymore, I will grow buds out my ass and call myself hydro booty"

Love is like heaven.......but can hurt like hell

I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type.

Wanted by many
Taken by none
Lookin at some
Waitin for one

Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I don't have anything against blondes

MEN. You cant live with them and you cant ..... no thts it

Don't let the pretty face fool you...
I ROLL LIKA BOSS

ME: okay... so ur going 2 a friend's house.... for four days.... and ur going to drink ginger ale.
HIM: yeah, that's about right. y?
ME: u concern me.