Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a bootie!

Men are like parking spaces, the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped....

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?
A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners

Boys are like candy
you can only have so much
than you cant stand it anymore

You Say I'm Just Impossible,Totally Unpredictable,I'm Just A Girl,Get Used to It,No Big Deal,You Can't Change Me,Why Would You Try,I'm Not An Angel,But I Can Make You Smile,And That's The Way It Is,That's Just The Way I Am!

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

I either get what I want or I change my mind

For the ex :)

"Not even the light of Heaven and the gravity of Hell could attract me to you again".

♥
Nothing lasts forever, So live it up, Drink it down,
Laugh it off, Avoid all the bullshit, Take chances &
Never have regrets.
Because at one point..You did what you wanted
Check out my poems. Escape is my fav. let me know what you think!

A synonym is a word you use when you cant spell the first word you thought of