Rich: "He wasn't thinking. Men think with their penises."
Me: "Oh, he was thinking. He was thinking HARD."

Roses are red violets are blue
I'm in love but not with you
when you left you thought i cried
but all it was, was another guy I said i loved you. you believed Me guess what player i played you...Bur

A happy ending is just a story that hasnt finished yet!

If ur naughty go to ur room..............if ya want to be naughty go to mine

Shin: A device used for finding furniture in the dark

Some girls sit like ll
some girls sit like X
but girls who sit like /\
get this l
like THIS

If Cinderella’s glass slipper fit so perfectly…
I wonder why it fell off along the way?
I can’t help but think that it was on purpose, to attract the prince’s affections....
tst tsk tsk
old flirting style....

Let me see, your the last guy on earth...nope I'm still not gonna go out with u

...~* You without me?...Baby let's be real, That's like a fat kid missing his meal!*~...

I like to tell people that i cannot answer any questions cuase i don't know anything!