Let me see, your the last guy on earth...nope I'm still not gonna go out with u

If ur naughty go to ur room..............if ya want to be naughty go to mine

A happy ending is just a story that hasnt finished yet!

Roses are red violets are blue
I'm in love but not with you
when you left you thought i cried
but all it was, was another guy I said i loved you. you believed Me guess what player i played you...Bur

-playing tennis-
him: *hits her in the boob*
her: omg! ouch! *pulls down shirt* you didn't even leave a mark!
him: there was nothing to leave a mark on..

haha
actually happened
dayyum i hate her too

Rich: "He wasn't thinking. Men think with their penises."
Me: "Oh, he was thinking. He was thinking HARD."

Some girls sit like ll
some girls sit like X
but girls who sit like /\
get this l
like THIS

Baby lets do some MATHS

ADD the BED
SUBTRACT the CLOTHES
DIVIDE the LEGS
&
LETS MULTIPLY!!!!

You think missing me is hard?!?
You should try missing you!

If Cinderella’s glass slipper fit so perfectly…
I wonder why it fell off along the way?
I can’t help but think that it was on purpose, to attract the prince’s affections....
tst tsk tsk
old flirting style....