Some girls sit like ll
some girls sit like X
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like THIS

Tell ur boy friend i said thanx for last night

Its better to follow people than leading! Cause if the one who is leading falls you'll see him fall and you will survive. But if you lead you fall and you fall alone!

Women Are Like Lays Potatoe Chips, Betcha Can't Eat Just One!

Women are like telephones...They like to be talked to...They like to be held....But if you push the wrong buttons you get disconnected.

Wait till he's asleep then cut it off

...~* You without me?...Baby let's be real, That's like a fat kid missing his meal!*~...

We could be a cute couple...if only you were cute!!!!

Take of your pants, shirt and shoes,
So you can show me what you can do,
Ok, baby you ready for some fun?
What do you mean? Your already done?

Last night, I played a blank tape and the mime next door went nuts