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GUYS... just b/c you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. |
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Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat. |
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"Realizing you are not the only person in the world is one vital step towards discovering why people hate you." |
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Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them. |
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Girls are like cell phones...they like to be held and talked to....but if you push the wrong buttons you will be disconnected :) |
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A happy ending is just a story that hasnt finished yet! |
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Don't let a guy break your heart, make sure he's pussy wipped from the start! |
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"want to get laid? crawl up a chickens ass and wait!" |
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I called ur boifriend gay he hit me with his purse |
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To admire from a distance only limits us from what can really be. Take that chance and see what you get. You might not regret what you get in the end. |