None of these condoms are big enough!

Shin: A device used for finding furniture in the dark

You got the buns, I got the weiner, hotdogs anyone?

Screw PHONICS;
i`m hooked on YOU.

What do I do?
I really don't want to stay,
But I just can't leave you. . .
So tear's will fall from my eye's,
As I say my last goodbyes to you.

I Love you

Let me see, your the last guy on earth...nope I'm still not gonna go out with u

Oh you naive girl!
He didn't unbutton your shirt, so he can get a better view of your heart !

Im not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you cant have.

Roses are red violets are blue
I'm in love but not with you
when you left you thought i cried
but all it was, was another guy I said i loved you. you believed Me guess what player i played you...Bur

My love for you is like the NILE RIVER; it flows and flows and flows forever.