Shin: A device used for finding furniture in the dark

Someone is thinking about porn....... ok its me

Oh, you have strait A's. Well my A's are bisexual.

not mine but i liked it.

We could be a cute couple...if only you were cute!!!!

...~* You without me?...Baby let's be real, That's like a fat kid missing his meal!*~...

Things not to tell your ex if they tell you how they still have feelings for you, "Dun dun dunnnn~ The plot thickens!"

Wait till he's asleep then cut it off

Jealously is a disease , get well 8!tcheszz ! ; xo .

Stop playing hard to get. It looks stupid on you.

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.