If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back... you're a dumb@ss.

I like to tell people that i cannot answer any questions cuase i don't know anything!

Baby lets do some MATHS

ADD the BED
SUBTRACT the CLOTHES
DIVIDE the LEGS
&
LETS MULTIPLY!!!!

Things not to tell your ex if they tell you how they still have feelings for you, "Dun dun dunnnn~ The plot thickens!"

Shin: A device used for finding furniture in the dark

Stop playing hard to get. It looks stupid on you.

Roses are red violets are blue
I'm in love but not with you
when you left you thought i cried
but all it was, was another guy I said i loved you. you believed Me guess what player i played you...Bur

What do I do?
I really don't want to stay,
But I just can't leave you. . .
So tear's will fall from my eye's,
As I say my last goodbyes to you.

I Love you

Someone is thinking about porn....... ok its me

Oh, you have strait A's. Well my A's are bisexual.

not mine but i liked it.