Me and You?
Psh, we're as tight as spandex on a fat lady ;)

Evry lil kiss & evry lil hug. i have eva mised.

Every lil Lie. N evry lil try i have made.
wishin sum How there was a way

evry lil tear. N evry lil bit of Maskara tat runs down my face.

will always remined me of ta day i was replaced`

When A Man Opens The Car For His Wife, It's Either A New Car Or A New Wife lol

GuYz ArE LiKe ThE aPeNdIx, WhEn ThEy'Re ThErE ThEy R a PaIn, WhEn YoU lOsE iT YoU FiNd OuT U DiDnT NeEd It In ThE FiRsT PlAcE!!!!!!!!

I think i just met the girl of my dreams...
but i decided to ditch her when i saw you.

Prince charming was on the way to see you...
but i beat the crap out of him so i could get to you first.

(gotta love those corny ass pickup lines)

A peach is a peach
a plum is a plum,
but a kiss aint a kiss
without a lil tounge!

so close ur eyes
nd open wide,
nd give ur tounge
sum exercise!!

Boy are like parking spots....the good ones are taken and the rest are handicap.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come, they are wild and wet. When they go,
they take your house and car with them.

Love is another way of saying inside "Damn I just want to screw you"

Im not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you cant have.