It's not smart to piss off a girl that can punch back harder.

"I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it."

Kiss me in the rain
call 2 say good night
play with my hair
look me in the eyes
tell me i'm beautiful

lets be eachothers dream come true

Can you handle a girl who can tolerate more pain than you??

Shin: A device used for finding furniture in the dark

"Realizing you are not the only person in the world is one vital step towards discovering why people hate you."
-SarA-bellum ©

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come, they are wild and wet. When they go,
they take your house and car with them.

Love is another way of saying inside "Damn I just want to screw you"

If Cinderella’s glass slipper fit so perfectly…
I wonder why it fell off along the way?
I can’t help but think that it was on purpose, to attract the prince’s affections....
tst tsk tsk
old flirting style....

Girl 1:
Why are his pants halfway down his legs?

Girl 2:
Because, he has nothing in the front to hold it up!

**Both burst out laughing**

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