Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • BOY-can i have your number?
    GIRL-yea
    BOY-ok...well wat is it??
    GIRL-o it in the phone book
    BOY-yea but i dont no your name
    GIRL-o dont worry its there too!

    wow i just thought that was so funny!

    by claire
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  • Let me see, your the last guy on earth...nope I'm still not gonna go out with u

    by just PeAcHeY
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  • If ur naughty go to ur room..............if ya want to be naughty go to mine

    by amy
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  • Roses are red violets are blue
    I'm in love but not with you
    when you left you thought i cried
    but all it was, was another guy I said i loved you. you believed Me guess what player i played you...Bur

    by loving my kids tessa and savannah
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  • Shin: A device used for finding furniture in the dark

    by just PeAcHeY
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  • Im no barbie?
    well you're no ken either!!!!!

    by madalina
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  • Its okay To Kiss A fool
    Its Okay To let A fool kiss Yiu
    But never let A kiss fool You

    by FaceDownInTheDirt [Eden]
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  • Men are like dipers... full of shit and always on your ass!!!

    by Stephanie
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  • Not sure where this came from

    " in bed by 8 pm home by 11 pm"

    by Stuart
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  • Guys are like diapers, they're always on your butt and they're always full of crap

    just a cute lil thing i heard

    by lost soul
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