Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • My love for you is like the NILE RIVER; it flows and flows and flows forever.

    by huddy
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  • You think missing me is hard?!?
    You should try missing you!

    by Starting Anew
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  • You're 90% of the reason i get up in the morning..the other 10% is because i have to pee. :))

    by xX the left behind Xx
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  • -playing tennis-
    him: *hits her in the boob*
    her: omg! ouch! *pulls down shirt* you didn't even leave a mark!
    him: there was nothing to leave a mark on..

    haha
    actually happened
    dayyum i hate her too

    by infinity
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  • Im not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you cant have.

    by Marjorie
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  • If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back... you're a dumb@ss.

    by Mike
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  • Youh know wen its love
    wen youh keep replaying in your head
    of what he did
    & just smile duringg class.

    by The lil angel
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  • None of these condoms are big enough!

    by Tony
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  • We could be a cute couple...if only you were cute!!!!

    by Mandi
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  • Incest;
    A game the whole family can play.

    [Not mine... it's an old one :D]

    by Crying My Angry Tears
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