Shin: A device used for finding furniture in the dark

Im not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you cant have.

If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back... you're a dumb@ss.

They say the truth will set you free. Then how come everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Let me see, your the last guy on earth...nope I'm still not gonna go out with u

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.

Boy are like parking spots....the good ones are taken and the rest are handicap.

If Cinderella’s glass slipper fit so perfectly…
I wonder why it fell off along the way?
I can’t help but think that it was on purpose, to attract the prince’s affections....
tst tsk tsk
old flirting style....

You're 90% of the reason i get up in the morning..the other 10% is because i have to pee. :))

BOY-can i have your number?
GIRL-yea
BOY-ok...well wat is it??
GIRL-o it in the phone book
BOY-yea but i dont no your name
GIRL-o dont worry its there too!

wow i just thought that was so funny!