Listen to her, no matter what she says listen to her. that way you can throw it back in her face during a fight.

She's a skank, he's a player. Uhh...why aren't they together?!?!

~*Friends are like Condoms, They'll Protect you when things get hard*~

Worst pick up line:

Baby did you fart? .... because you blow me away!

Everytime I decide to give you another chance I smack myself in the head!!!

Your mom has watched u grow as long as uve lived but your girlfriend can watch you grow in just minutes!! :p
(haha so wrong!)

-not mine-

Some people say-Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?

Other people say-What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

I say-Screw it, just do nothing!

Damn right, i'm good in bed. i can sleep for hours.

[Laugh Out Loud]

When I said id hit that,
I meant with a car.

Love is rare.
So i shot it, and mounted it on my wall.