The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

I don't want a broken heart; I will lose the pieces

-playing tennis-
him: *hits her in the boob*
her: omg! ouch! *pulls down shirt* you didn't even leave a mark!
him: there was nothing to leave a mark on..

haha
actually happened
dayyum i hate her too

What do I do?
I really don't want to stay,
But I just can't leave you. . .
So tear's will fall from my eye's,
As I say my last goodbyes to you.

I Love you

I like to tell people that i cannot answer any questions cuase i don't know anything!

When I said id hit that,
I meant with a car.

Damn right, i'm good in bed. i can sleep for hours.

[Laugh Out Loud]

Some people say-Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?

Other people say-What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

I say-Screw it, just do nothing!

A peach is a peach
a plum is a plum,
but a kiss aint a kiss
without a lil tounge!

so close ur eyes
nd open wide,
nd give ur tounge
sum exercise!!

Your mom has watched u grow as long as uve lived but your girlfriend can watch you grow in just minutes!! :p
(haha so wrong!)

-not mine-