I wonder why the teachers always wonder why boys always scored well in Biology for the subject reproduction....

Incest;
A game the whole family can play.

[Not mine... it's an old one :D]

I had a party last night...sorry you couldnt [come]..but your boyfriend did...TWICE

Screw PHONICS;
i`m hooked on YOU.

What do I do?
I really don't want to stay,
But I just can't leave you. . .
So tear's will fall from my eye's,
As I say my last goodbyes to you.

I Love you

Hi
Can you be my piano?
So i can play you for hours

Someone is thinking about porn....... ok its me

"Some say that girls like a**h**es. This is untrue. Girls like guys and it's just that the majority of them are a**h**es."

They say the truth will set you free. Then how come everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

I like to tell people that i cannot answer any questions cuase i don't know anything!