Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • We could be a cute couple...if only you were cute!!!!

    by Mandi
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  • Doctor: Contrary to popular belief, what happens in Vegas, DOESN'T stay in Vegas. You have herpes.

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  • ...~* You without me?...Baby let's be real, That's like a fat kid missing his meal!*~...

    by Crash
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  • You're 90% of the reason i get up in the morning..the other 10% is because i have to pee. :))

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  • They say the truth will set you free. Then how come everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

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  • "Realizing you are not the only person in the world is one vital step towards discovering why people hate you."
    -SarA-bellum ©

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  • A happy ending is just a story that hasnt finished yet!

    by Jaclyn
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  • If ur naughty go to ur room..............if ya want to be naughty go to mine

    by amy
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  • Im not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you cant have.

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  • -playing tennis-
    him: *hits her in the boob*
    her: omg! ouch! *pulls down shirt* you didn't even leave a mark!
    him: there was nothing to leave a mark on..

    haha
    actually happened
    dayyum i hate her too

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