Baby lets do some MATHS

ADD the BED
SUBTRACT the CLOTHES
DIVIDE the LEGS
&
LETS MULTIPLY!!!!

Boy are like parking spots....the good ones are taken and the rest are handicap.

If ur naughty go to ur room..............if ya want to be naughty go to mine

Let me see, your the last guy on earth...nope I'm still not gonna go out with u

Incest;
A game the whole family can play.

[Not mine... it's an old one :D]

Girl 1:
Why are his pants halfway down his legs?

Girl 2:
Because, he has nothing in the front to hold it up!

**Both burst out laughing**

:]]

...~* You without me?...Baby let's be real, That's like a fat kid missing his meal!*~...

"I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it."

Girls are like cell phones...they like to be held and talked to....but if you push the wrong buttons you will be disconnected :)

Oh, you have strait A's. Well my A's are bisexual.

not mine but i liked it.