Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Oh, you have strait A's. Well my A's are bisexual.

    not mine but i liked it.

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  • If Cinderella’s glass slipper fit so perfectly…
    I wonder why it fell off along the way?
    I can’t help but think that it was on purpose, to attract the prince’s affections....
    tst tsk tsk
    old flirting style....

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  • Baby lets do some MATHS

    ADD the BED
    SUBTRACT the CLOTHES
    DIVIDE the LEGS
    &
    LETS MULTIPLY!!!!

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  • Girl 1:
    Why are his pants halfway down his legs?

    Girl 2:
    Because, he has nothing in the front to hold it up!

    **Both burst out laughing**

    :]]

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  • It's not smart to piss off a girl that can punch back harder.

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  • Kiss me in the rain
    call 2 say good night
    play with my hair
    look me in the eyes
    tell me i'm beautiful

    lets be eachothers dream come true

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  • Oh you naive girl!
    He didn't unbutton your shirt, so he can get a better view of your heart !

    by JUSTiNA
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  • I don't care if you lick windows,
    Take the special bus,
    Or occasionally uri**te on yourself.
    You hang in there, sunshine,
    You're darn special!

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  • You think missing me is hard?!?
    You should try missing you!

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  • You got the buns, I got the weiner, hotdogs anyone?

    by Amber
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