Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.

Everytime I decide to give you another chance I smack myself in the head!!!

Kiss me in the rain
call 2 say good night
play with my hair
look me in the eyes
tell me i'm beautiful

lets be eachothers dream come true

Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.

mean but funny-lyssa

Worst pick up line:

Baby did you fart? .... because you blow me away!

My love for you is like the NILE RIVER; it flows and flows and flows forever.

~*Friends are like Condoms, They'll Protect you when things get hard*~

You're 90% of the reason i get up in the morning..the other 10% is because i have to pee. :))

"Realizing you are not the only person in the world is one vital step towards discovering why people hate you."
-SarA-bellum ©

Let me see, your the last guy on earth...nope I'm still not gonna go out with u