Doctor: Contrary to popular belief, what happens in Vegas, DOESN'T stay in Vegas. You have herpes.

You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge. :-D

Youh know wen its love
wen youh keep replaying in your head
of what he did
& just smile duringg class.

If u asked me what I thought of her. . .
I'd be perfectly honest with u and say. . . .
She's a Wh0r3. . .
But U ain't gonna ask me so I'll stay quiet!!

Can you handle a girl who can tolerate more pain than you??

-playing tennis-
him: *hits her in the boob*
her: omg! ouch! *pulls down shirt* you didn't even leave a mark!
him: there was nothing to leave a mark on..

haha
actually happened
dayyum i hate her too

Rich: "He wasn't thinking. Men think with their penises."
Me: "Oh, he was thinking. He was thinking HARD."

You're 90% of the reason i get up in the morning..the other 10% is because i have to pee. :))

None of these condoms are big enough!

My love for you is like the NILE RIVER; it flows and flows and flows forever.