I had a party last night...sorry you couldnt [come]..but your boyfriend did...TWICE

Roses are red violets are blue
I'm in love but not with you
when you left you thought i cried
but all it was, was another guy I said i loved you. you believed Me guess what player i played you...Bur

Shin: A device used for finding furniture in the dark

A happy ending is just a story that hasnt finished yet!

Girls are like cell phones...they like to be held and talked to....but if you push the wrong buttons you will be disconnected :)

Baby lets do some MATHS

ADD the BED
SUBTRACT the CLOTHES
DIVIDE the LEGS
&
LETS MULTIPLY!!!!

If u asked me what I thought of her. . .
I'd be perfectly honest with u and say. . . .
She's a Wh0r3. . .
But U ain't gonna ask me so I'll stay quiet!!

If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back... you're a dumb@ss.

Worst pick up line:

Baby did you fart? .... because you blow me away!

Screw PHONICS;
i`m hooked on YOU.