"I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it."

Roses are red violets are blue
I'm in love but not with you
when you left you thought i cried
but all it was, was another guy I said i loved you. you believed Me guess what player i played you...Bur

I had a party last night...sorry you couldnt [come]..but your boyfriend did...TWICE

If u asked me what I thought of her. . .
I'd be perfectly honest with u and say. . . .
She's a Wh0r3. . .
But U ain't gonna ask me so I'll stay quiet!!

It's not smart to piss off a girl that can punch back harder.

A happy ending is just a story that hasnt finished yet!

Girls are like cell phones...they like to be held and talked to....but if you push the wrong buttons you will be disconnected :)

None of these condoms are big enough!

Shin: A device used for finding furniture in the dark

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.