Stop playing hard to get. It looks stupid on you.

Things not to tell your ex if they tell you how they still have feelings for you, "Dun dun dunnnn~ The plot thickens!"

We were wondering around town

we were soo drunk we went into a serveic staition stole a bag of ice went down to a canal and 'released it bak into the wild'

I don't want a broken heart; I will lose the pieces

Love may be blind but jealousy has 20-20 vision

If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back... you're a dumb@ss.

Jealously is a disease , get well 8!tcheszz ! ; xo .

"I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it."

Im a monkey and my name is BOBO!!!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.