Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Love is not for me and im not for it so i guess that's y i ididn't show up on our wedding day! :)(:

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  • Wipe your tears dry your eyes and find yourself another guy

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  • I ran into my ex the other day then I hit reverse and hit him again

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  • Me without you...are you for real?
    --Thats like a fat kid passing
    up a happy meal! - -

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  • Roses are red
    violets are blue
    get in my bed
    you kno what to do!

    by Bri
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  • If you sleep with your ex after she broke up with her rebound after you.
    does it count as sleeping with you to get over you?
    ha?
    did anynoe get that, coz in my head it sounded much better:)

    by robbie
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  • Men are like toilets, the're all full of *s*h*i*t*

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  • Lyf is funny guys r always sayin dat dey r da playa n dat dey got game but wen dey get cot dey say u kno i wudnt do dat to u boy pleez we ladiez aint stupid da only game a boy gotz is his PS2 or his X BOX n yes on dat game he is da PLAYA

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  • Sweet candies are nice to eat
    Sweet words are easy to say
    but, sweet people are hard to find
    OH MY GOD! how did u find me!

    LoL...sorry...i just find that funi but weird =S

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  • "I think I'll go anti-love. Really, who needs it? Butterflies in the tummy and hearts skipping beats ... that can't be safe."

    by JESSIE
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