Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • I love you
    you love me
    but were not together as i can c
    I wish we were but
    wer f$%^ing not
    ill go suc sumone elses C*&^k

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  • If you want the rainbow you must face the rain, if you want the love you must face the pain

    by sammie
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  • Men are like bank accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest

    by Lexi
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  • Two Lovers Were Playing Hide & Seek! So The Girl Told The Guy ... "If You Find Me Gimme A Kiss, If You Don't Find Me I'm Behind The Door" HeHe It's Actually A Joke :P

    by Roula
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  • Words men hate the worst:
    Don't, Stop, and No...
    Words men love when all together:
    Noooo...Don't Stop!!!
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    lol Im lame...

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  • Scribbling down mental notes...

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  • "Guys are like toilets. All the good ones are taken and the rest are full of crap."

    by Katera
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  • "I love you has 8 letters in it.. that's funny, because so does BULL SH*T"

    by Gini
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  • How to tell if some one is dumb
    1) Waits for the stop sign turn green
    2) Throws a rock to the floor and miss
    3) Gets hit by a park car
    4) Tyrs to burn fire
    5) Reads all of this

    by 2die4
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  • Flowers are ok, jewellerys best, look at me idiot not at my chest, dont call me a girl, a babe or a chick i am a women get it u d***!!!

    by Joey
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