Guys are like toilets...always hard...n full of shit!

I ran into my ex the other day then I hit reverse and hit him again

The only thing straight about you is your hair!!!

-credit to my best frienddd!

Bi is the best to be.. cause you've got all the fish in the sea..

Peeing yourself is like a friendship.
Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth it brings =]

Tell your boyfriend i said thanks

Man lost his "free will" when God created Eve... lol

You think you got game, you think you a winner, but compared to me your just a beginner

Guy: So... my place or yours
Girl: Both, you will go to yours and ill go to mine

There are three sides to an arguement;
your side, my side, and the right side.