I work on my looks, not my mind, boys are stupid not blind

(that is from my best friend Lydia, hehe i wander if yall know what it meens)

The only thing straight about you is your hair!!!

-credit to my best frienddd!

Guys are like toilets...always hard...n full of shit!

I called your boy friend gay and he hit me with his purse

WHAT PART OF NO DONT YA UNDERSTAND,

If men had periods....

They'd brag about their tampon size....

"Can I get a picture of you, so I can show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas."

I HAVENT LOST MY ViRGiNiTY
i KNOW EXACTLY WHO HASz iT......

*~*girls are like phones.....we love to be held and talked to... but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconected...*~*

*cough-sneeze-cough* Sorry I'm allergic to B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T

[[haha]]