"if i shake it like bey0nce will u beat it up like k0be??"

*richard*
his pantz 30.99
his shirt 20.00
his boxerz 3.99
wakin up to see it all on the floor priceless!

lolz i love ya richard

It takes two to tango but what if you can't dance??

WheN LIfE GeTz HaRd BriNg OuT ThE LeMonS n ThE tEqUila!!!!!

"it takes a friend 2 compliment you
but it takes a real friend to tell you te truth"

"I can't love you...you too ugly"

**~if you don't like my apples, don't be shaking my tree.*~*>i'm not after your man-->but he's after me.so if you want your man keep him by your side**~**because if he gets on my train imma give him a ride!!~*

Pork is pork, veal is veal, what is a kiss with out a feel...

Kids in the back seat cause accidents!
.. accidents in the back seat cause kids!

not mine but i think its funny

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue
So open your mouth,
Close your eyes
And give your tongue
Some exercise!!