Bi is the best to be.. cause you've got all the fish in the sea..

Lifes a b***h and so am i, deal with it

A wise monkey never monkeys around with another monkey's monkey.

"it takes a friend 2 compliment you
but it takes a real friend to tell you te truth"

So my friends ask why I can't be with you
And I would tell them..

We didn't wana make Dear John part 2 :x

When i said id hit that.....

i meant with my car!

(not mine)

Wen u c d car ~rockin~, dnt cuma ~knockin~

The doctor told me to watch my drink..... so i found a bar with a mirror.

Tell your boyfriend i said thanks

Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks