Love May Be Blind, But DAMN....I Sure Ain't

Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks

Wen u c d car ~rockin~, dnt cuma ~knockin~

Guy: So... my place or yours
Girl: Both, you will go to yours and ill go to mine

Tell your boyfriend i said thanks

If im ugly..... then........ who the hell are you!?

WheN LIfE GeTz HaRd BriNg OuT ThE LeMonS n ThE tEqUila!!!!!

Sticks and stone may brake my bones but whips and chains excite me. Throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me! ;)

Lifes a b***h and so am i, deal with it

A wise monkey never monkeys around with another monkey's monkey.