Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • I need it
    so so so bad
    please give it to me
    i cant live with out the
    juicy flavor in my mouth when i
    slide it in my mouth
    yummmm......
    i want some
    GUM!!!

    by the one you loved [not]
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  • A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
    Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
    French: Toilette pepper!

    by Damsel In Distress
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  • Bi is the best to be.. cause you've got all the fish in the sea..

    by Gasmbaby
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  • The doctor told me to watch my drink..... so i found a bar with a mirror.

    by Jo
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  • ITS N0T CALLED RAPE
    iF SHES M0ANiNG

    by HEiDi H0E
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  • Its not the length,
    Its not the size,
    Its how many times
    You make it rise!!

    ~found this on a keychain~

    by gone back to him
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  • When i said id hit that.....

    i meant with my car!

    (not mine)

    by Buss it Baby
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  • Man lost his "free will" when God created Eve... lol

    by S Lyon
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  • A GOOD FRiEND is someone always there with a sholder to cry on.
    a BEST FRiEND will walk straight up to him and say...
    "iTS BECAUSE YOUR GAY, iSNT iT?"

    by Dani
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  • The Sky is Purple
    The Grass is Blue
    This Poem is Almost
    As Messed Up As You

    by Jesslynn
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