Wen u c d car ~rockin~, dnt cuma ~knockin~

*richard*
his pantz 30.99
his shirt 20.00
his boxerz 3.99
wakin up to see it all on the floor priceless!

lolz i love ya richard

A wise monkey never monkeys around with another monkey's monkey.

He was my everything, anna know what happened? He turned into a jerk. Didn't care how I felt just what he wanted. Guess who got kicked in the nuts?

Sticks and stone may brake my bones but whips and chains excite me. Throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me! ;)

Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue
So open your mouth,
Close your eyes
And give your tongue
Some exercise!!

Bi is the best to be.. cause you've got all the fish in the sea..

WheN LIfE GeTz HaRd BriNg OuT ThE LeMonS n ThE tEqUila!!!!!

It takes two to tango but what if you can't dance??