Hey dude!... no not you, i was talking to the Hot dude behind you!

Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks

ITS N0T CALLED RAPE
iF SHES M0ANiNG

You think you got game, you think you a winner, but compared to me your just a beginner

Tell your boyfriend i said thanks

Wen u c d car ~rockin~, dnt cuma ~knockin~

A PEACH IS A PEACH,
A PLUM IS A PLUM,
A KISS AINT A KISS,
WITH OUT SOME TONGUE,
SO OPEN YOUR MOUTH
AND CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND GIVE YOUR MOUTH SOME EXERSIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love is like a mountain,
hard to climb,
but once you get to the top
the view is beautiful.

Women are like corn mazes, the deeper you go the more confusing they get.

If men had periods....
They'd brag about their tampon size....
then they would be commas
and michael jackson would have exclamation marks

** my friend and me redid this**