ITS N0T CALLED RAPE
iF SHES M0ANiNG

Bi is the best to be.. cause you've got all the fish in the sea..

There are three sides to an arguement;
your side, my side, and the right side.

We're like two peas in an iPod.

~Me

"it takes a friend 2 compliment you
but it takes a real friend to tell you te truth"

The words have discovered us and placed us with the scientific name "Noun".

A GOOD FRiEND is someone always there with a sholder to cry on.
a BEST FRiEND will walk straight up to him and say...
"iTS BECAUSE YOUR GAY, iSNT iT?"

How to tell if some one is dumb
1) Waits for the stop sign turn green
2) Throws a rock to the floor and miss
3) Gets hit by a park car
4) Tyrs to burn fire
5) Reads all of this

Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks

Fat chicks should date fat chicks so I don't have to.

(LOL at the terrible rating, some people can't take a joke)