Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • We're like two peas in an iPod.

    ~Me

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  • My life sucks
    Your life sucks
    Let's suck together!

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  • I need it
    so so so bad
    please give it to me
    i cant live with out the
    juicy flavor in my mouth when i
    slide it in my mouth
    yummmm......
    i want some
    GUM!!!

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  • "This is a love hate relationship, Like I wanna stab you in the heart and then give you mine as a transplant"

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  • A GOOD FRiEND is someone always there with a sholder to cry on.
    a BEST FRiEND will walk straight up to him and say...
    "iTS BECAUSE YOUR GAY, iSNT iT?"

    by Dani
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  • I'm a woman of fact, but, when the right guy comes along, the fact is, I can't think straight long
    enough to think about the facts.

    by Marie
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  • He was my everything, anna know what happened? He turned into a jerk. Didn't care how I felt just what he wanted. Guess who got kicked in the nuts?

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  • Sticks and stone may brake my bones but whips and chains excite me. Throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me! ;)

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  • Love May Be Blind, But DAMN....I Sure Ain't

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  • My name is leanna, remember that, youll be screamin it later :p

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