Flowers are ok, jewellerys best, look at me idiot not at my chest, dont call me a girl, a babe or a chick i am a women get it u d***!!!

Bi is the best to be.. cause you've got all the fish in the sea..

Sticks and stone may brake my bones but whips and chains excite me. Throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me! ;)

If men had periods....
They'd brag about their tampon size....
then they would be commas
and michael jackson would have exclamation marks

** my friend and me redid this**

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue
So open your mouth,
Close your eyes
And give your tongue
Some exercise!!

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

The words have discovered us and placed us with the scientific name "Noun".

How to tell if some one is dumb
1) Waits for the stop sign turn green
2) Throws a rock to the floor and miss
3) Gets hit by a park car
4) Tyrs to burn fire
5) Reads all of this

Guy: So... my place or yours
Girl: Both, you will go to yours and ill go to mine

We're like two peas in an iPod.

~Me