Friends are like condoms...
They protect you when things get hard!!!

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"it takes a friend 2 compliment you
but it takes a real friend to tell you te truth"

My life sucks
Your life sucks
Let's suck together!

I know there's other fish in the sea, But I lost my pole when the last one got away from me

Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks

Hey i LOVE u but i will not take a bullet thru my brain nor die for you cuz i kno u wont do the same( iam not bruno mars)lol

We're like two peas in an iPod.

~Me

A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!

If men had periods....
They'd brag about their tampon size....
then they would be commas
and michael jackson would have exclamation marks

** my friend and me redid this**

ITS N0T CALLED RAPE
iF SHES M0ANiNG