Fat chicks should date fat chicks so I don't have to.

(LOL at the terrible rating, some people can't take a joke)

The words have discovered us and placed us with the scientific name "Noun".

Theres a lil bad in everybody, a lil good in the worst of us, and a lil freak in all of us :D

Man lost his "free will" when God created Eve... lol

So my friends ask why I can't be with you
And I would tell them..

We didn't wana make Dear John part 2 :x

Hey i LOVE u but i will not take a bullet thru my brain nor die for you cuz i kno u wont do the same( iam not bruno mars)lol

When I Look At The Sun, I See U.......... When I Look At The Moon, I See U.........Excuse Me, Can U Move A Little Bit??????? :P

Role role role a joint
pass it down the line
inhale the smoke,
take a toke,
and blow ur fricking mind

i didnt write this,

You may make me take the bus

You may turn down my favourite track

You may steal my beauty products

You may time my phone calls

You may even take my liberty

But you can never take my chocolate!!!!

His SeanJhon Shirt-$30.00
His Sexy Jeans-$60.00
His Shoes-$100.00
Watchin Him takin it off-$$priceless$$