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So my friends ask why I can't be with you |
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If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain |
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Bi is the best to be.. cause you've got all the fish in the sea.. |
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I know there's other fish in the sea, But I lost my pole when the last one got away from me |
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"Guys are like toilets. All the good ones are taken and the rest are full of crap." |
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The doctor told me to watch my drink..... so i found a bar with a mirror. |
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My wife said I was so fat that if the starving were cannibals I could feed half the world. I said we should donate BOTH our bodies and end world hunger in one go. And now she's not talking to me. Charming! |
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Dont fall in love |
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Eres el aire |
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Boys have boo-boos, and girls have hoo-hoos, but boy's boo-boos are bad, cuz if a boy stcks his boo-boo in a girls hoo-hoo it goes boo-hoo! |