Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • My friend:I'm still hungry
    Me: Gosh bre your never satisfied are you.
    My friend: Yeah thats what she said last night...
    Me: HAHA OOOOO!

    by brokenturtle
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  • The words have discovered us and placed us with the scientific name "Noun".

    by Chicken Soup
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  • The Sky is Purple
    The Grass is Blue
    This Poem is Almost
    As Messed Up As You

    by Jesslynn
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  • A wise monkey never monkeys around with another monkey's monkey.

    by PattyLuvsSum1
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  • Lifes a b***h and so am i, deal with it

    by nakita
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  • Women are like corn mazes, the deeper you go the more confusing they get.

    by #Philip#
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  • Eres el aire
    eres el sol
    eres el nene
    que quiero yo

    by Iltze Lopez
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  • Roses are nasty, violets are gay...and they remind me of you everyday!

    by Bunny
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  • Boys have boo-boos, and girls have hoo-hoos, but boy's boo-boos are bad, cuz if a boy stcks his boo-boo in a girls hoo-hoo it goes boo-hoo!

    Sex Ed. from my grandma! XD

    by Desiree
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  • My wife said I was so fat that if the starving were cannibals I could feed half the world. I said we should donate BOTH our bodies and end world hunger in one go. And now she's not talking to me. Charming!

    by Ed or Ian Henderson
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