Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • If i turned into a fish, you wouldn't love me. so don't say your love is unconditional!

    © Copyright Sharon Ardern 2005

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  • -Today was a total waste of make-up

    by stacy
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  • I know you think you broke my heart, but I knew your game right form the start saw your game and played it too so laugh it all up playa the joke was on you

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  • Its the same old story
    Boy finds girl
    Boy loses girl
    Girl finds boy
    Boy forgets girl
    Boy remembers girl
    Girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the orange bowl on New Year's day

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  • Roses are nasty, violets are gay...and they remind me of you everyday!

    by Bunny
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  • A world without U
    Is like to have weed without fire

    Lmao....

    by kkly
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  • Im not stupid...im just a genius disguised as an idiot

    by sunni
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  • HE bROkE MY hEaRT..... SO i bROkE hiS JaW... :)

    by Sara
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  • It's better to have lost a lover, then loved a loser.

    by Jenni
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  • Boys have boo-boos, and girls have hoo-hoos, but boy's boo-boos are bad, cuz if a boy stcks his boo-boo in a girls hoo-hoo it goes boo-hoo!

    Sex Ed. from my grandma! XD

    by Desiree
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