Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • You may make me take the bus

    You may turn down my favourite track

    You may steal my beauty products

    You may time my phone calls

    You may even take my liberty

    But you can never take my chocolate!!!!

    by Holly
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  • Eres el aire
    eres el sol
    eres el nene
    que quiero yo

    by Iltze Lopez
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  • My wife said I was so fat that if the starving were cannibals I could feed half the world. I said we should donate BOTH our bodies and end world hunger in one go. And now she's not talking to me. Charming!

    by Ed or Ian Henderson
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  • His SeanJhon Shirt-$30.00
    His Sexy Jeans-$60.00
    His Shoes-$100.00
    Watchin Him takin it off-$$priceless$$

    by *~*in love*~*
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  • Dont fall in love
    dont believe the bullshit
    just have fun!!!

    by hate 2 love you
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  • Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... im a pirate...........................................
    you need to fear me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Crazy Kitten
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  • Move on. It's a chapter in the past. But don't close the book, just turn the page.

    by mira
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  • HE bROkE MY hEaRT..... SO i bROkE hiS JaW... :)

    by Sara
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  • Roses are nasty, violets are gay...and they remind me of you everyday!

    by Bunny
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  • Boys are stupid throw rocks at them

    by NicoleBaby101
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