I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."

H3y wh@+$ wr0ng?
um, obviously your education.

Rumors? oh well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.

Apple is genius they did the ipod, ihome, ipad, iphone but my most favorite is the idontcare.

Calling you a B!c+h is an insult to my dog...

I don't care how
old you are.
If you don't respect
me, I won't respect you

I'm not grumpy, I'm just a night person stuck in a day world!

Cars can kiss my pedestrian ass.

If a**h0les could fly, this place would be an airport.

"I am as honest as the next politician," says Pres. Obama.

I laughed at the tv and said back," well that's not saying too much is it?"