Almost everything people do is... nothing at all.

If Barbie is so poular.... why do you have to buy all her friends???

"you want WHAT on the ****ing ceiling?!" --Michelangelo, 1566

That awkward moment when a fat girl says she's fat...

" Rap started When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood..."

Frowning uses more muscles than a smile does - so what's the more efficient of the two? (:

Dear Maths,
You have GOT! to learn to solve your own problems,
I've already got enough problems of my own and stop giving me failing grades...

It's strange, you stand in the middle of a library and yell 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in.

If there are social butterflies and social retards, what happens when you put a retard and a butterfly in the same room?

They find me innocent and when I try to stay innocent they call me ignorant...