Save the fights for at home boys. That's what rolling pins are for.

It's like the world is your ice cream cone,
It looks pretty nice and delicious on the outside,
But then it starts to melt and get clingy and sticky.

Pretty soon they'll rape our churches and burn our women

Everyone is crazy, some people are just more up-front about it.

I can smell hypocrisy. And you my dear, are stenching my nose.

You wanna know whats pi**ing me off...

what if he DIDNT go to jared???

I just love rumors!! I always learn new stuff I didn't know about myself.

I hate walkin through smokers!
i wouldnt be able to tell if anything was on fire

Welcome to loserville.
Turn up the volume && sing into your hairbrush.
Don't worry, you'll fit in just fine

There are white collar people here and blue collar people...but i only see people, cause im collar blind
--OFFICE