Of course I drove off. He was probably dead, anyway.

Rule #1: a guy hits a girl, he's dead. rule#2: a guy trashes a girl, he obviously has no balls to trash a real man, cuz he isnt one

Your bitter tongue surely spoils your pretty face!

I don't know why, but when people continuously say the word 'like' in the middle of all their sentences it really gets me. Sometimes it's so bad that I want to lean over and punch them in the forehead. You know?

Him: I dunno why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it.

Her: You wear pants don't you?

hahahah!

You're the reason why people were born with middle fingers.

Some people just give off that seriously creepy feeling that makes the hairs on your neck stand up on end, shrivel up, and then fall off.

F*c* disturbed I'll show you how to get down with the sickness

"Men dispose their income to secure the future, women dispose their income to secure their future."

Hello mysterious man in the suspicious black van. What's that? Free Candy? Why didn't you say so? Of course I'll come in!