If you line all the economists in the world end-to-end, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.

Could someone get addicted to counseling? And if so, how would you treat them?

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand

Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents.

People who say "no news is bad news" clearly don't watch the same news as me.

Guns don't kill people...
But they sure make it easy

Feel free to hate,before i start charging!

I did not hit you,
...
i simply hive-fived your face.

*not by me.

You know you're a geek when the teachers address you as Miss and give you a knuckle touch along with a pleasant happy holidays

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades