All you do is bla bla bla.. Don't you ever get tired of talking? Because i certainly got tired of listening to you.

It's cheaper to be a Priest rather then Micheal Jackson.

I'm sorry I'm not your cup of tea,
But I'm glad you're always thinking of me.

Ah, tanning salons....the lazy way to get skin cancer.

Did you feel better after meeting the queen?

naw, you feel better after meeting your doctor, unless it's john's doctor.

the beatles

"Did you know that marriage is the leading cause of divorce"

I don't really think hell is real

why not?

well think about it, how many people could possible fit underground?

The right to be ridiculas is something I hold dear

-U2 I'll go crazy if I don't go crazy tonight

You can live in a pond and not be a fish...
and you can live in america and not be white.
you can stand in a garage and not be a car,
and you can be colored and be american

Excuses are like ass holes everybody has one and there full of shit