Drugs Aren't Bad,
They Make You Glad,
So Don't Be A Fag,
Just Take A Drag.

Your so stupid you asked for a refund for the jigsaw puzzle you bought.....which you thought was broken

Bumper sticker: I may drive slow, but I'm still ahead of you

Congratulations, you have won the first prize in the contest!! The first prize is $100,000.

Please wear a mask, bring a handgun and receive the prize from the bank at 4pm today.

A little domestic violence can go a long way.

Boys are like carrots.
They are orange and grow in the ground!

"Sorry class, I forgot my 'clock' (while looking at his wrist)"

-Monster Valdez
(Mr. Valdez, my math teacher)

America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
--Sigmund Freud

They say geeks join band?

Ha!

Imagine the pathetic losers that don't...

Stop pretending to be smart, you're embarrassing yourself....