Insanity by any other name would be just as insane.

The truth is just a big lie that everyone believes

"Please, you don't have to call us ignorant, we're doing our best here. You're the one that decided to go grocery shopping at a gas station."

(I love you for that, D!)

Preps can be so funny! They're the only people I know of that claim to be 'gangsta' while dressing like Carlton Banks.

When your boyfriend tells you to be good just look at him and say....

I won't drive drunk, kiss and tell, or where underwear!

SweetOlive...

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.

So lets drink to the truth. Lets speak through drunken minds & say how much
we truly love each other & tomorrow, we can go back to pretending that we hate each other.

If you blame others for your failure do you credit them for your achievement's..

Alcohol...because fat people need to get laid to

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!