Stupid people are unable to percieve intelligence beyond what they would find in their text books.

If you want to be loved and popular in life... all you have to be is SOMEONE ELSE.

By my dear friend kirk

"Don't live in the past, but keep a hit list just in case!"

Do you ever wonder why they call the airport "the terminal"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?

First God made men.
Then he had a better idea.

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

- This was made by Charles De Gaulle, former French President.
Silly Man!...

You can't buy paintence at Walmart, but you sure as heck can gain it in their checkout line.

"A rooster says
cock a doodle doo,
and Johnny Deep
says any cock
will do..."

Even when you whisper in any library, people tell you to be quiet.Why don't they tell you the real rules as in: ONLY ALLOWED TO READ BOOKS AND SHUT THE F__K UP

Ur rocawear jeans- $85; your eckored shirt $50; your doo rag- $4; ur bling bling- $50,000; your airforce shoes- $150; ur rolex watch- $50,000. realizing ur white-PRICELESS