Always remember....Amateurs built the arc, professionals built the Titanic.

Fighting for peace is like fu.cking for virginity

Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.

The evening news is when they start with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Girl on Girl,
Guy on Guy,
Let our world,
Have some Pride.

1st there was telegram
then there was telephone.
now there's telewoman[tell a woman]
& things will get around faster.

Give the emos shot guns, give the chavs black, give the goths a makeup remover an the rest a good smack

Dont label me

Call me a nerd....

I'll be your boss in ten years.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade....
when someone elses life gives them vodka HAVE A PARTY!!

I'm more intelligence than you are....