I got pulled up th other day and the police officer askd me to check my speed... lucky i did it had nearly6 fallen out of my pocket.

FEED THE MODELS!!!
-thornton

"Wait here a minute...I'll be white/black"

Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

When i do pushups, im not lifting myself, im pushing the earth down..

A hooker is like a bowling ball...

gets picked up

fingered

thrown in a ditch and

then comes back for more

Id explain it to you but ur brain wud explode

Real girls arent perfect

perfect gurlz arent real

Torturing one animal is cruelty, torturing many is science

Bush says we'll go back to the moon by 2020. Why don't we just send him there now?

--My American cousin

Im a biatch and i can fly to never mind the world and lets get hight !!