Funny Quotes About Society

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  • I got pulled up th other day and the police officer askd me to check my speed... lucky i did it had nearly6 fallen out of my pocket.

    by william
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  • FEED THE MODELS!!!
    -thornton

    by Jessica
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  • "Wait here a minute...I'll be white/black"

    Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

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  • When i do pushups, im not lifting myself, im pushing the earth down..

    by Zainul
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  • A hooker is like a bowling ball...

    gets picked up

    fingered

    thrown in a ditch and

    then comes back for more

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  • Id explain it to you but ur brain wud explode

    by gucci
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  • Real girls arent perfect

    perfect gurlz arent real

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  • Torturing one animal is cruelty, torturing many is science

    by karen
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  • Bush says we'll go back to the moon by 2020. Why don't we just send him there now?

    --My American cousin

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  • Im a biatch and i can fly to never mind the world and lets get hight !!

    by Tanya
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