I got pulled up th other day and the police officer askd me to check my speed... lucky i did it had nearly6 fallen out of my pocket. |
FEED THE MODELS!!! |
"Wait here a minute...I'll be white/black" |
When i do pushups, im not lifting myself, im pushing the earth down.. |
A hooker is like a bowling ball... |
Id explain it to you but ur brain wud explode |
Real girls arent perfect |
Torturing one animal is cruelty, torturing many is science |
Bush says we'll go back to the moon by 2020. Why don't we just send him there now? |
Im a biatch and i can fly to never mind the world and lets get hight !! |