It's not that i am a b itch, i just don't like you!

Why do ppl look at me like im stupid just because i like to express my feelings by makin weird noises and faces?
They need to get over theirselve, cuz they just jealous of us ppl like that cuz we r WAY cooler than them!
hahaha

FAT people make me GIGGLE

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

Why do they have braille on drive-up ATM machines?

God had lace with a open space
God had string and left a little thing if u dont get it dont ask lol

*for all you religious freaks out there*
should you be suspicious of scientists if most of them are athiests?

The grass may be greener on the other side but you still have to cut it!

- quote from my cousin

Remember me for who i am, not for wat ive done
Remember me for what i have meant, not for wat ive said

Some mistakes are too fun to only make once