I am sick
i am weak
but baby your my weed.

Inanimate object namers stick together.

Fire is like an ego, it gets bigger as it gets hotter

Screw the blondes
forget the burnettes
what bout redheads
we're the best

My god have mercy on my enemies cuz i sure as hell wont

We are always in our own company.

If the shoe fits, wear it. If it doesn't, throw it at a moron.

//Ari\\

" I think I have to much porn. " Joey Connor

If you don't like the news ... go out and make some of your own

When someone calls you weird they are actually calling you normal because the majority of the world is weird, which makes it normal.