It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

Green party thinks the glass is half empty

Lib-dem thinks the glass is half full

Tories think the glass is theirs

&& Labour thinks the glass is a WMD and rages war against it...

They say the magican Hudini was good at making things dissaper. Well i can tell you this no one is better at making things dissaper than the canadian libreal party. they make your money dissaper like that. rember to look in there wallets

No way Hozay!

... thats racist

Like a midget using a urinal.. keep on your toes!

If you don't like me you can suck my big bell value menu burrito.

There are two things that a woman cannot avoid, crying and buying shoes.

"When someone makes you feel bad just remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach over and slap a Bitkh".
-Jay Tubbs

You are going to hell for lying

I'm going to hell for lot of thing but lien isn't one of them

Roses are red
violets are blue
your so fat and ugly
nobody will fu!ck you!