Real eyes ,realize , real liez

You know the world is crazy
when the best rapper is a white guy
the best golfer is a black guy
the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese
& the three most powerful men in the
world are named \'bush\' \'d.i.c.k\' & \'colon\'

The Tree Outside Looks Lonely.. I'm Going Outside To Give It A Hug!!

I want to be stereotyped as an individual.

For All You Blondes That Think Your It Compared To This Brunette Your Nothing But Shit

* Can I Quickly Say, My Best Friend Is Blonde.... So No Offence*

If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Democrats think the glass is half full,
Repulbicans think the glass is theirs.

“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy!”

Guys are like dogs thier all b****es