Why can people have naked statues outside, but people can't run outside naked?

Who was the first person to say " see that chicken oever there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its a s s."

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Bad cop! - No donut!

Ass, gas, or grass,
no one rides for free

An athiest is a man who has no invisible means of support.

When a man discovered milk came from cows,
what did he think he was doing?

If blind people where sunglasses,
why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

Crime, s e x, alcohol and drugs
Boy, do I love congress!