When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad.. I feel even better!!

I'm not shy....I'm just trying to ignore all the stupid people.

Take away the right to say "f**k" and you take away the right to say "f**k the government!".

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.

I'm not always right
but I'm never wrong

A desturbing new study shows that studies are desturbing....- Elen Degneres

I'm not a b i t c h
I'm just meaner than you

kristy green copyright 2005

If handicapped bathrooms are for people who can't walk,
then why do they put them at the end of the bathroom?

Why do people call it an ATM Machine, but know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

Is it wrong to feed a pig bacon? ;)